Hi, I’m not in right now, and haven’t been since 2010. Please leave a message to help me crawl out of the void I’ve fallen into after the beep.

the-trans-exo:

super-metroid:

lavenderlemniscate:

itznarcotic:

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inaccurate, they will survive.

can someone please make it so the cats spit the fireball back and forth

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bloodenjoyer:

Tries to throw a punch at you and accidentally grabs your penis and starts jerking you off real good

i need someone to confirm my existence

ur-daily-inspiration:

Nana always said the rain was natures way of adding sparkle to the outdoors. Mehmet Murat Ildan

being ghosted is even more fun when you dont have any friends to commiserate with 🙃

paradiseyuri:

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